Mystery

  • Mystery,  Psychological Thriller

    The Secret History
    Donna Tartt

    The Secret History is what happens when a normal college student accidentally enrolls in Advanced Pretentious Chaos with a minor in Murder. A novel that contains one homicide, several dinner parties, a lot of Greek, and zero good choices. At first, everything seems idyllic for our small clique of students: they read ancient texts, drink expensive liquor, and behave like philosophy majors who’ve never heard the word “consequence.” Then they take their classical studies a little too seriously. In an attempt to recreate a Dionysian ritual – because apparently normal extracurriculars were just too mainstream – they accidentally kill a farmer. Enter Bunny, who discovers the secret and decides blackmail…

  • Mystery,  Psychological Thriller

    Gone Girl
    Gillian Flynn

    Nick and Amy Dunne’s marriage in Gone Girl is the literary equivalent of a beautifully wrapped present that turns out to contain a live scorpion wearing a party hat. At first glance, they’re the perfect couple: witty, attractive, and smug in that way only fictional New Yorkers can truly master. But once they move to Missouri – where dreams go to take a long nap – things unravel faster than a cheap jumper in a tumble dryer. Before Amy goes on a road trip of vengeance, armed with a wig, a fake identity, and the kind of meticulous planning that would make CIA recruitment come running. And then there’s her…

  • Mystery,  Thriller

    The Da Vinci Code
    Dan Brown

    “With puzzles that would make a Sudoku champion roll their eyes” A 4-minute unserious review of Dan Brown’s novel, The Da Vinci Code. The briefest, sharpest, funniest (hopefully) and, of course, critical literary critique (hmm…) providing everything you need to know about the Illuminati and the mysteries of Robert Langdon and Sophie Neveu.